Re: the _Onion_ satirical news periodical

"I'm having an Onion moment!" (To be used when a news story that has to be a parody turns out not to be. )

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Today's Guest Star: Dr. Pattie Thomas

P. came up with a quote I liked: "You're not a loser if you're in a no-win situation. "

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The Limit of My Creative Energies

There was an old, bad Europop song in the 1980's that had the line, "I sometimes feel like somebody's watching me. " Today, I sang instead, to the same melody line, "I sometimes feel like somebody's watching TV. " I would add an audio file for clarification, but I'll probably get sued for this as it is.

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The Path

Sometimes the path is to get off the path.
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Web 2.0

Web 2.0 = Yahoo 1999
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